Welcome to Episode 51! Or as we like to call it, "51 Reasons Not To See The Dark Tower." Oh, and we talk about The Silent Partner, too.

Contents
1:49 - Gung Ho (1986)
6:50 - The Dark Tower (2017)
13:03 - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)
19:27 - NEWS
24:16 - The Silent Partner (1978)

At long last David and Ron talk about The Wizard (1989). And Ron saw some obscure movies that David hadn't.

Table of Contents:
0:55 - If... (1968)
3:04 - Performance (1970)
5:11 - Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)
6:26 - NEWS
7:43 - California Extreme (Arcade Gaming Expo)
12:34 - The Wizard (1989)

We talk about The Fifth Element (the film critics are calling "The original Valerian!") and even manage to discuss Dunkirk in a way that doesn't involve three fractured narratives intersecting.

Table of Contents
0:55 - Dunkirk (2017)
11:25 - War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)
15:50 - Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (1970)
18:25 - The Umbrellas of Cherbourg (1964)
22:20 - Snake Eyes (1998)
22:30 - The Fury (1978)
27:36 - NEWS
34:56 - The Fifth Element (1997)